A Good Husband|
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his
company's party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks
didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got
home from the party.
As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he had done
something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the
first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of
water on the side table and next to them, a single red rose. Jack sits up
and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly
clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and
cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the
bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the
mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from
his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early
to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I
love you, darling! Love, Jillian'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year
old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, 'Son, what happened last
you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind.
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